Wyatt Burp Rides Again by Greg Trine

Author:Greg Trine
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

“Brrrrrrrrr,” Raymond’s look said.

“Do you want bacon or don’t you?” Jo asked. She didn’t have to say another word. Bacon was exactly what Raymond wanted. Eggs and sausage, too, but bacon was his all-time favorite.

With the thought of bacon in his head, Raymond dog-paddled like he never had before. The little rowboat sped away from the dock in pursuit of the burp-powered ship and the Hole in the Head Gang.

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"Mwah-ha-Burrrrrrrp-ha!"

You may be asking yourself, “What was going on in modern times while Raymond was busy dog-paddling back in 1849?” If you’re not asking that, go ahead and ask.

Thanks for asking.

While Raymond was busy dog-paddling back in 1849, Gertrude McSlime and Betty Sludgefoot were sitting in the wrecking-ball machine, waiting for Jo Schmo to walk by so they could squash her like a bug. As you know, squashing bugs was one of Betty Sludgefoot’s favorite pastimes.

While they sat and waited for Jo, they mixed up different combinations of soft drinks and kept working on their burps. If Wyatt Burp could do it, so could they. Or so they thought. BURRRRRRRP!

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